how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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