He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I just googled if crying burns calories
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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