im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I have grass duct taped all over my body
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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