I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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