I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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