Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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