we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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