This girl is more easily done than said...
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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