Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Randomize
