I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
