been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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