I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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