I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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