At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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