I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
do herpes really smell.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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