oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
He is an equal opportunity slut.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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