wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
3pm strippers are depressing
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
