Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Randomize
