I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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