let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I am available for nakedness
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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