can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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