the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
