I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
