Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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