She went from zero to smokin in five shots
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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