Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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