Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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