she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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