you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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