do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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