So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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