Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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