she looked like the bat from fern gully.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Ladies don't puke and tell
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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