btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
