You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
