end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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