You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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