i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
