Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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