Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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