Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
