Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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