I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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