Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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