Your face is a jimmy john
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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