I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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