do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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