whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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