Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Are my feet made of real feet?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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