alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
My bed smells like the plague
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