Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Semen is not good for contacts.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize
