i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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