Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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