Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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