i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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