Moan for me like Helen Keller
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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