No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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