He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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