whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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