is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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