Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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