My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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