I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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